They say the original pitch for Yellowstone was “’The Godfather’ in Montana.” They nailed the Montana part, but even a land that vast can be stretched too thin. And once the number of spinoff’s exceeded the state’s number of zip codes, and Paramount started diverting 90% of the country’s cocaine supply to a grossly overcommitted Tyler Sheridan to keep the scripts rolling in, it became clear that things had gone too far. This 5 season Paramount Network series, told in 4.5 seasons randomly aired across 53 streaming services, follows a young Kevin Costner as he ages into a grizzled old cowboy who realizes that sometimes the right thing to do isn’t easy. Will our hero have the stones to pull the trigger before each state in the union has 3 new series with 12 spinoffs greenlit? Or will the Pitch A Day folks get a few spinoff scraps thrown their way… 🤞🤞