We all know the stories of Krampus, Olive the other Reindeer and the big man himself; Fred Claus, Santa’s ne’er-do-well brother. But were you aware of Mary Christmas? They say behind every successful man is a woman whose idea he stole, and Santa is no exception. Years ago, Santa and Mary were close friends. Close enough that Mary felt safe sharing her idea for a nondenominational holiday where people could give small, handmade gifts to the special people in their lives. Seizing on the opportunity to make a fast buck by investing in the days major toy companies and gorge on some free cookies, Santa stole the idea. They don’t call him Saint Nick because his first name is Nicholas.
Nursing her wounds, Mary spent decades waiting. Plotting. Scheming. And consolidating her power so that she can enact her revenge. She challenges Santa to an elaborate around the world scavenger hunt on Christmas Eve…but that’s just the diversion. While Santa is busy trying to deliver packages and solve Mary’s riddles, Mary moves on the North Pole, a full on assault when it is its least defended.
Now, it’s all out war at the North Pole as Santa’s plans an assault on his nigh impregnable fortress. Elves versus robots. Dinosaurs versus reindeer. Jesus versus secularism. Mary versus Santa in the most sexual charged fight over capitalism since Tarkovsky’s Andrei Rublev.