A holiday treat for the whole family! After a grisly accident involving a malfunctioning prop trunk occurs during one of his Christmas shows at the Luxor in Las Vegas, celebrated comedian Carrot Top finds himself without steady work and missing a good portion of the gags from his stage show.
While consoling himself that maybe this is just the push he needs to finally attempt to find financing for Chairman of the Board 2, he begins wandering the grounds of the hotel he is no longer welcome at, trying to determine who might have sabotaged his act.
Suddenly he hears a voice call out to him from one of the dumpsters against the building, and as he opens the lid he finds an abandoned baby that can somehow speak in full sentences. The infant introduces itself as Bubbles, and tells Carrot Top that he can try to help him get revenge for the mishap that led to the loss of his residency. For his part, Carrot Top thinks a talking baby might be just the Uber-prop he needs to get his gig back. He grabs Bubbles and rushes back in to show management, and is shocked and confused when they begin freaking out exclaiming that what he is holding appears to be a not a talking infant but an infant corpse.
“Don’t listen to them Toppers- we’ve gotta cheese it,” Bubbles tells him, and before security and the authorities can detain them the pair escape into the brightly-lit Vegas night.
After laying low outside of town and following many
pressured conversations with Bubbles the Carrot Top revenge tour begins in earnest, as the duo begin tracking and eliminating prominent prop comedians who may have wronged him across the west coast. Jeff Dunham is the first to go, anally impaled by his jalapeño on a stick. The Amazing Johnathan’s corpse is found exhumed and defiled. Watch out any remaining Gallagher brothers! Has Carrot Top finally gone full loco, or has the world? By the time the curtain falls and Carrot Top has eaten Bubbles in order to become the next Santa Claus you won’t know either.