When a vampiric alley cat makes his way into a Black Friday sale, terror ensues. Due to a new Trump 2.0 regulation, businesses are allowed to lock customers inside if they meet either of the following requirements: any customer has ever posted anything negative about President April Showers (his Secret Service code name), or the business thinks it can make more money. Catula leaps, pounces, slinks, and bites his way through the bargain-hunting trash one by one, until all but a few plucky stereotypes remain.
Now, this diverse groups of red-state Trump voters must band together to try and protect each other and their precious deals less they be turned into blood sucking servants of the of the night themselves all the while hoping that this Black Friday doesn’t turn into a Blood Red Saturday.