Mike Lindell is feeling a bit out in the cold on the eve of the new administration- all the other ne’er-do-wells are getting shiny new Cabinet positions and here he is sitting by the phone waiting…comfortably, at least, in his throne of My Pillows.
Is this how an unsuccessful CEO/political hopeful/failed documentarian and social media mogul acts? Biding time and hoping for a call like a nervous schoolboy? Nay, he says- and after a quick sign of the cross, roll of the dice, and puff of the rock inspiration strikes. He’ll earn his appointment through action!
Snorecraft is the 100% true story of how Mike Lindell, through sheer pluck and just a few rocks of crack, decided to bring peace to the Middle East, not with diplomacy, military might, or economic sanctions, but with the sweet, regenerative sleep of My Pillows. He’s seen the footage of the angry residents over there on the news- and he knows their pain- the bags under their eyes, clearly sleep-deprived; it can be difficult to get rest when weapons are getting discharged or bombs are dropping overnight.
After filling a box truck with unsold pillows, Mike daringly bribes a guard at the Minnesota-St Paul airport, drives the truck through a hangar door, and “borrows” a commercial airliner, filling it with the pillows and dubbing it Air Snores One. A long, lingering pull of the pipe and YouTube video of someone playing Flight Simulator 2024 later and he is ready to fly. As he struggles to turn on the aircraft Mike is shocked to see local and federal law enforcement encircling the hangar, and the movie smoothly transitions into a boilerplate legal drama as Mike bravely opts to defend himself and is convicted of numerous crimes.
As Act 3 finds him incarcerated with only his My Pillow Frank to keep him company, Mike looks heavenward to the Lord for inspiration and finds it in a potential sequel: Snorecraft 2: The Quest for Clemency.