Six Geese a Laying

Deep in the heart of a dying Moon, Asparagoose works to rebuild the Infinity Buckle. Distraught that his flock no longer needs him, Asparagoose hatches a reckless plan. After the destruction of the Infinity Buckle, its essence was split and “reborn” across six different geese. Unknown to the geese, the power to reshape the universe lay dormant in their fowl bodies. However, a forlorn Asparagoose is able to identify each vessel and absconds with the reborn essence of each Infinity Buckle accoutrement. A medically-induced coma keeps the geese slumbering while Asparagoose works to drain them and reform the glowing macguffin.

But with each kidnapping, Asparagoose grows more reckless, catching the eye of the world’s “heroes.” They hatch a desperate plan to put Asparagoose down for good before he can remake the world in his image. An epic battle for the fate of the multi-goose sees hero’s past and present assemble to stop the reality altering powers of the Infinity Buckle; Crocoli, Crystal Chandelier, Miranda Haag, the Bro’s from Frozen Asshats…some will live and some will die! As the forces converge, Asparagoose grasps the tip (of the belt) and thrusts it through the buckle. A blinding flash and everyone is gone…Asparagoose crashes to the ground. As his eyes open, Asparagoose is transported to a nondescript bedroom. Rising, he opens the shade and finds himself in an unknown city. Quietly, he asks “Where am I?” He scans the landscape for any signs of familiarity before stopping and asking “Who am I?”

The final chapter of Phase Too of the most ambitious multi-connected Goose story concludes tomorrow in Goose Bump.