Deep in the Appalachian swamp an illegal Rogaine brewing operation is about to ship a load of bootleg hair growth serum. Suddenly a hairless Grizzly bear wanders into the operation and attacks the crew, they scatter, terrified of the naked behemoth. The bear smells the curious concoction and dives into the vat of Rogaine! Almost instantly the bear begins to grow a fuzz on its previously smooth skin. The bear returns to the vat every day for the next 3 to 6 weeks and is rewarded with a full coat of luxurious fur. Then, the bear is shot and made into a rug. Curse you, nature’s brutality!