Popcorn: The Movie

After being shutdown by a pandemic for months, with a return to normalcy nowhere in site, theaters lucky enough to return to business will desperately need to figure out how to gauge their customers like never before.  Enter Popcorn: The Movie.  The ultimate popcorn movie.  Designed to be a 180 minute concessions cash grab, this cheaply animated flick holds no bars when it comes to coaxing money away from viewers and overpriced foods into their gullets.  Follow Frank and Nacho (though their names couldn’t matter less) as they embark on a drawn-out romp that includes zero scenes that don’t contain eating.  Guiltlessly use one of the 12 ten minute hide-and-go-seek scenes (complete with countdowns) to refresh your soda and load up on some more Gummy Bears.  We challenge anyone to survive 3 hours of watching the Baby Popcorn Gang deliciously romp around in a wading pool of melted butter while popcorn aroma is pumped in through every vent in the theater and NOT be able to run out to grab another tub.