Journey back to the alternate Howard the Goose world, for a side-splitting side-story. For a never explained reason, Ryan; Asparagoose’s adorable gosling, is secretly able to speak. Rather than try and bridge the divide between parent-and-child, Ryan uses his talent for pithy, mean comments about society at large. Often delivered when no one else is looking, but always within earshot for someone to hear his cutting remarks, Ryan is content to wallow in his own crapulence…until a baby sister comes along who shares his talent for verbal assault. Can the siblings put aside their differences to join forces and get what they want? Or, are they just petty enough to try and expose each other and blow the whole damn scam? Ryan Reynold ( in need of a late-career comeback), provides the voice of the eating, pooping, snark machine. We figure he’s mastered two of the three, so it shouldn’t be much more than a weekend recording session for him.