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An evil wizard obsessed with feasting on the flesh of sentient creatures and wearing their blood-stained teeth as morbid trophies.  An off-the-grid cult society that glorifies secrecy, maiming its members with explosives, and violently punishing anyone displaying intelligence and unpopular opinions.  It’s time for the dark reimagining of The Smurfs that the world has been waiting for.  Part ‘Game of Thrones’, part ‘A Clockwork Orange’ and part ‘Saw’, this fire and smurfstone spectacle will have you asking yourself “do smurfs and wizards go to the same hell?”