Going Down For the Count

Have you ever wondered why you don’t see much of The Count anymore?  Sure, it could be because now that your grown you rarely watch Sesame Street.  But in these days of widespread government-endorsed conspiracy theories, there’s a far more absurd but likely-to-stick reason: the beloved compulsive muppet left the safe confines of Sesame Street for the more sordid and exciting lifestyle that pimping has to offer.  Told from the point of view of his newest “ho”, this gritty drama follows the freshly dubbed Count Daddy as he pimps, scrimps and un-limps.   How many caps will he put in your ass if you don't pay for the trick?  That number will most certainly not remain a mystery.