In our final Con Air ahem tribute Nic Cage stars as a Jasper Quick, an exotic pet seller with few scruples. If you need a kangaroo to spar with, contact Jasper. A Platinum Marmoset? Jasper. Mexican Jumping Kitten? Trick question, everyone knows those come from Bolivia. If you need a fantastic beast, Jasper will find them. His latest request, to procure the rare (and fictitious) Jackalope for a Sultan with money to burn. Jasper takes the money and begins filing fake reports about his travels to hunt down the illusive prey. But when the Sultan catches on, Jasper will have to do some fast taking to stay alive. It’s Harvey meets Tiger King in Nic’s erotic directorial debut (discounting Sonny).