Goose Week lumbers on as Asparagoose returns to his horror roots. Caught in the middle of a war between cannibalistic zombies and aristocratic vampires, Asparagoose must hatch a desperate plan to save his skin, literally. Return to the lake where the legend of Asparagoose was born, as he makes a suicidal last stand against hordes of the undead that hunger for magical goose meat. Will Asparagoose’s long buried past as a sexy camp counselor come back to ruin him? Will the bodies of the dead he left in shallow graves continue to haunt his waddle? After giving so much of his life to protect others and atone for his sins, will anyone finally come to Asparagoose’s aid? In a war between enemies that want to suck your blood or eat your flesh, which side will Asparagoose choose? His own.