Commander in Chef

In the not-too-distant future… America finally accepts the fact that qualifications and good old fashioned competence are just simply not things that the general public cares about anymore.  And so congress amended the constitution- a president is selected every other year from a pool of eligible television personalities based on sweeps week ratings and compiled social media metrics.  This election’s winner?  Celebrity chef Altoy Ramsgasse!  But will Altoy declare to be a radical liberal snowflake or a conservative conspiracist racist?  As the country waits on the edge of its seat for the prime time coin toss results, Russian insurgents take advantage of the distraction to begin their invasion!  In this second reimagining of Red Dawn, a group of regular American teenagers must militaristically defend their country from invading foes that are trying to take their freedom.  And if there’s time, figure out what to do about the Russian invasion.