Sunny Valley High is known for 3 things: they’re the only school in the state without a library, one of their former math teachers is currently serving 20 years for a crime that gets more salacious with every telling, and their basketball team actually did once lose to their dance squad. Tired of being a laughing stock, Principal Jackson is determined to finally acquire a trophy for the Sunny Valley High Cheetahs’ trophy case- no matter the cost. But when members of opposing teams start turning up dead the night before games, people begin getting suspicious. Can Principal Jackson keep racking up the body count long enough to bring home a championship? Or are the Cheetahs doomed to never win…