Righteous Bologna

We’ve all heard the stories: the Virgin Mary’s image appears on a piece of toast, or Jesus’s image is seen in an old burned door, leading scores of faithful to flock to the scene.  So when Christina finds a piece of Oscar Meyer bologna with a perfect imprint of Jesus’s face on it, she knows what’s about to happen.  Or so she thought, as her 3 year old son Ricky gobbled up the evidence before the local media could even be alerted. But Christina’s disappointment turns to disbelief when Ricky starts walking on bathtub water and turning milk into grape juice.  Will this tale of a struggling town finding redemption be a heart warming story of faith or a blasphemous laugh riot?  Honestly we can see it going either way.  Really it comes down to wether it’s Tyler Perry or Dax Shepard that answers the call…