Good Mourning America

With Coronavirus shutting down most in-studio morning shows, networks have had to resort to iPhones and their anchors home offices to broadcast daily. Unable to cope with this disruption, Nic Cage’s better angels are shouted down by cocaine, COVID-19 depression, and QAnon conspiracy theories. Nic decides to make his own cannonball run; a furious race to the GMA studios in New York. With no one in the studio he is able to hijack the signal and won’t stop broadcasting until his demands are met – Redubbing Kevin Arnold’s narration in The Wonder Years with an adult Fred Savage. A cease fire in the burger wars between McDonalds and Burger King. Being appointed Uganda’s ambassador to Felis catus. Is this all an elaborate hoax to goose ratings, or is Nic finally unable to untangle his film roles from real life? Find out in the ultimate corporate synergy experiment as the star of National Treasures overthrows Good Morning America in a Disney+ exclusive