George Washington: American Badass

This adrenalin-fueled revisionist take on the American revolution follows George Washington and his one-man army exploits of badassery as he brought the British to their knees and a young America to its feet.  We open in the woods as a young George comes to the rescue of the beautiful Martha Dandridge, who’s about to be ravaged by a gang of trappers.  Leveling rods and fists fly as George rescues the damsel in distress, all without missing a beat and finishing his survey of the property.  Cut to the dawn of the revolution, when a group of worried founding fathers hunt down a reluctant George to lead them to victory.  Watch George single-handedly take down waves of redcoats with his ninja-esque skills and highly stylized fighting style.  Root for George as he charges into battle riding what can only be described as the world’s first monster truck pulled by horses.  Regal friends afterwards with George’s memorable catch phrases, like “I can not tell a lie- I hacked that mother f@#ker to the ground!”   Sam Jackson is attached to star.