Let's face it, at this point all we want is to see Nick Cage do some crazy shite. Imagine then, Old Saint Nick infiltrating an industrial poultry plant disguised as a chicken. Imagine the conversations between NG and those hens, Clucky, Pecky, Scratchy, all of them. Now, imagine the moment Cage throws off his custom chicken suit and begins to slaughter the plant employees, willy nilly. Oh, the glorious carnage! Then, in the final sequence, as Cage and 50,000 hens march into the hot southern sun, blood spattered and covered in feathers, Nick glares into the camera and utters the final line... " Cage. Free. Chickeeeeeeeeeenssss!"