RNGesus

After a series of personal and professional setbacks, Aaron Goodwin hands his fate over to the universe. Determined to prove that all of his prior failures were the result of bad luck, Aaron makes all of his choices based on the roll of a dice. Soon his luck turns, and Aaron is riding a hot streak of good RNG. Taking his message to the masses, Aaron opens the First Church of Random to spread the gospel of RNGesus. But, as any casino will tell you, your luck will run out. When a series of bad dice rolls leads him to skim from the collection plate and catfish his parishioners, the tenuous strings holding his church together begin to snap. Cornered, Aaron has one last dice throw to determine his future; return his flock’s money and turn himself in or abscond to South America with its access to cheap cocaine and lewd Bolivian woman. We CUT TO BLACK on the dice roll, frustratingly unaware of Aaron’s fate.