War, on Christmas

Upon his annual return to the North Pole from delivering presents, Santa discovers that his base of operations has been destroyed and Mrs. Claus taken by radical liberal atheists. Now, Santa must swallow his pride and seek help from the one man he vowed to never work with again – Jesus. The two bicker and banter their way through escalating threats, trying to put together the convoluted puzzle of Mrs. Claus’ kidnapping. A third act twist reveals that Mrs. Claus herself was responsible will leave Santa devastated and searching for answers. Despite the bad blood, Jesus will remember Ecclesiastes 4:10; “Woe to him who is alone when he falls and has not another to lift him up!” He will have to bring his friend back from despair and together stop Mrs. Claus’ diabolical plan to ruin her husband. Shane Black scripts the Buddy Holiday movie you didn’t know you didn’t want. A mid-credit scene teases the continuation of the holidayverse with the slug: Santa and Jesus will return in Cold War.