It’s finally here. The day the Sunny Valley HS choir has been practicing for all year- The Winter Holiday Musical Showcase! The shirts are pressed. The bowties are tight. And everyone’s vocal cords have been warmed up and soothed with lemon water. That is, except for the boys in the bass section, whose lemon waters were spiked with vodka as a prank by the jocks. Unable to make it through a song without the bases alternating between puking and shouting Sweet Caroline out of tune, the concert was ruined. This did not sit well with senior and solo vocalist Karen Picky, who takes most things in life waaaaaaaayyyyyy too seriously. When jocks start being murdered one by one though, there’s really no mystery. It’s Karen. Everyone knows it. But will anyone have the cajones to approach her about it and put an end to the nonsense? She’s really unpleasant to deal with, and the dead jocks were kind of jerks anyway, so most likely everyone will just let her tire herself out. This movie won’t pack a lot of tension, but it’ll make a great vehicle for a Pitch Perfect / Revenge of the Nerds / I Know What You Did Last Summer mashup.