Kidnapped and drugged, Asparagoose awakens to find his neck on the chopping block. Literally. Bound to the floor with his neck stretched out underneath a gilded guillotine, the end appears near for Asparagoose. As a shadowy figure torments him with details that led him being tied up in an abandoned cargo freighter. The clock is ticking as his friends; Crystal Chandelier and Crocoli, try to unravel the mystery of his disappearance with only the aid of deeply sexual contradictory clues. This is it filmgoers, the unseen force that has guided the ACU since its inception has finally assembled the Cosmic MacGuffins into the Reality Buckle. Will Crystal and Crocoli arrive in time, or will the puppet master remake the multiverse in his image? Part Saw, part Captain America: The Winter Soldier, totally unoriginal. Hannibal Buress pens the thriller based on an idea Chris Rock had about the true power of friendship. Audiences will be left confused and aroused when the title card ‘Asparagoose will return in Christmas Goose’ appears in the opening credits.