For as long as man has hungered, he’s fought an eternal battle against the twin temptresses of food and sex. He’s tried to combine his two dual passions into one disgusting confection — and this year, one enterprising Pimp will finally crack the code. With his business hit hard by Covid-19, but still needing to kick up to his bosses, he’ll turn his stable of fillies into a stable Philly cream cheesecake bakers. With a pop-up pie stand/brothel he’ll find a way to capitalize on people’s gluttony and his john’s that are unafraid of the ‘rona. Looking for something sweet and different? Sawdust Pie is for you. Need to unload while your wife and her sisters are out shopping on Black Friday? Creampie it is. Want a classic with a modern twist? Pumpkin Chiffon. Looking for a throwback to a time when bakers used double butter in the crust? That’s a hair pie. And, if you want a raspberry creampie, well you’ll have to order that off the secret menu...It’s Porky’s meets Four Christmases in this softcore 80s throwback.