Señoritaitis

As President Trump’s legal challenges over the validity of the 2020 election wane, the writing is on the wall for the remainder of his term. Belligerent and constipated from the mountains of fast food he’s consuming, Trump starts lashing out at anything within range of his spittle. When his crazed proclamations start to impact his staff’s ability to find new gainful employment, they conspire to send him on a trip to visit his beautiful border wall in Mexicali. What should be a shiny distraction turns into a comical farce as the soon to be ex-President seeks to evade the Secret Service, pound some immigrant gash, snort some Adderall, and get his party on with Chad Wolf, PJ, Squee, and Brett Kavanaugh for one final presidential rager.