Everyone knows that kittens are God’s must purrfect joy delivery system. They’re warm and cute and full of energy. But did you also know that they’re blood-thirsty, ravenous little monsters of the night? Well, one of them is. Cheddar the Cat was turned into a vampire by his master Demetrius the Lonely after he had ahem accidentally eaten his servants. Ruling over a lifeless castle, and wanting a new companion Demetrius turned Cheddar. By day, Cheddar would stick to the shadows and hunt vermin, while at night they’d drink the blood of Cheddar’s vanquished foes.They had a sparse, but fulfilling life together. That is, until a group of plucky LARPers decide to stage a grand tournament inside the castle. When they inadvertently toss a set of silver chain mail on Demetrius’ coffin they prevent him from being able to awake from his slumber. Cheddar will have to scamper, shuffle, float, and bite his way through a swath of cosplayers if he wants to save his master and home.