To save their town from plunder by a band of time displaced pirates, a group of plucky children must don the identity of the pirates greatest enemies; the French Foreign Legion, in order to stop them! For tax repayment purposes, Johnny Depp plays the leader of the marauding pirates; Blackhead, AND the ghost of famous Legionnaire Eugene Jacques Bullard. Will the pirates strike first tactics cause chaos, or will Bullard’s air superiority sink the pirates? We don’t know either! All we do know, is it’s the first American film in 50 years where the French aren’t portrayed as effeminate creeps as Ghost meets Master and Commander meets Costume Quest.