The Vampire Diarrheas

The pandemic has been hard on everyone, including the undead.  With the living locked down at home, and social distancing putting the kabash on any attempts at hypnotic seduction, the world’s vampires are wasting away.  But alas- a vaccine!!!  The flood gates open and people flock to their beloved bars, parties and after-dark hangouts.  The vampires feast, but are soon faced with a new crisis.  The newly released vaccine doesn't agree with the delicate constitution of vampires.  A single sip from the jugular of an inoculated person will wreak havoc a vampire’s stomach for days, leading to catastrophically messy consequences.  Follow Ed and William in this rags to riches adventure chronicling their rise as the founders of the world’s largest coffin steam cleaning empire.