Crystal Chandelier, the nomadic stripper/detective returns. When Crystal hears tale of a belligerent patron harassing customers at the Fuzzy Crumpet, she applies for a job intent on doling out stripper justice. What she finds is a deep under-cover Asparagoose working for the Russian Mafia. Asparagoose has hunkered down in the strip club honking, waddling, and berating the sex workers for months. But there is a method to his madness…His belligerence was an elaborate ploy to get Crystal’s help in driving the Russians out while not breaking his cover. Now, Crystal must learn to trust; and possibly love, again if she and Asparagoose are to defeat the Russian Mafia. Next summer, Crystal takes her first, tentative steps into the larger Asparagoose Cinematic Universe as the new crime fighting trinity of Asparagoose, Crystal Chandelier, and Crocoli are born!