Big Man on Krampus

After enjoying his biggest blip in popularity in hundreds of years in 2015 with the release of movies, sweaters, and ornaments featuring his likeness, St. Nick’s less welcome companion finds himself again on the back burner in 2020. After being released by his representation Krampus resolves to finally go back and finish his undergrad in a bid for self-improvement. After arriving on campus for fall semester, Krampus is shocked by the behaviors displayed by his fellow students, and after observing pandemic protocols being flouted, alcohol and drugs being constantly ingested, and a casual millennial insouciance regarding safe sex practices an old itch surfaces in him begging to be scratched. Unfortunately for these college bros and bruhs, Krampus’ laundry sack just so happens to be the same bag he used to stuff all those naughty children in. And once he gets a spot as a resident advisor in his freshman dorm it won’t be long before these kids are getting the ass-whupping their parents should have given them years ago.