Max and Fernando are bouncers at the hottest night club in LA, and enjoy the beautiful girls, famous friends, crisply folded Benjamens and better-than-thou attitude that come with it. But their lives take a karmic and hilarious twist when they refuse to let a raggedly dressed older woman into the club. Infurated, the Gypsy curses them to live the lives of paupers in 18th century Romania. Can they brake the curse and return to their own turf before the plague gets them, or will they forever be doomed to the wrong side of the velvet rope?