From a young age, Lindsey Lohan’s career seemed unstoppable. Herbie Fully Loaded, A Prairie Home Companion, guest staring on King of the Hill, Lohan racked up hit after hit. But drugs, paparazzo, and drugs took their toll on her. She was cast aside like so many young starlets whose flame burned out too quickly. But Lindsey isn’t going to go down without a fight. She has a plan to take revenge on everyone who wronged her (and some who didn’t). This semi-autobiographical awards contender charts Lindsey’s triumphant climb from the gutter back to the sewer and proves one universal truth: you don’t mess with the Lohan.