Unlimited access to milkshakes and cocaine can make a man do risky things. When you’ve already got a chip on your shoulder because you have a giant cheeseburger for a head? Well, that’s a recipe for dangerous. And nothing was more dangerous than when Mayor McCheese fell for Birdie. Like Sid and Nancy or Kurt and Courtney, McCheese and Birdie brought out the best (and worst) in each other. Murder. Project MKUltra. The McDLT. Their relationship withstood it all. But when Jack, a handsome young fast food savant starts making the moves on Birdie, their relationship will be put to the test. One thing’s for sure in the Mayor is definitely not lovin’ it in this tale of lust, revenge, and codependent drug abuse.