Jersey Shoresy

Who doesn’t love a good spinoff. And a spinoff of a spinoff? Even better. And a cross-over spinoff of a spinoff? Ratings gold! Fresh off his NOSHO championship season, everyone’s favorite senior whale shit hockey star is left to ponder his future. Though hesitant at first, Shoresy agrees to join the cast of a Jersey Shore reunion series. How do the old trashy Jersey housemates deal with a rural Canadian outsider being thrown into the mix? Does everyone realize that although they may be from disparate cultures they have more in common than they have differences? Will they learn important life lessons from each other, fostering an atmosphere of acceptance and enlightenment? Of course not. It’s pretty much 5 minutes of the housemates acting like douches and 12 episodes of Shoresy giving them the lumber. The big 3 Jims cameo in the season finale is certain to draw big ratings.