In a world where the boundaries between necessity and luxury are blurred, the adult incontinence garment industry is ruled by two unlikely titans: Jonathan “Big J” Shitz (William Shatner), a bombastic, silver-tongued magnate with a penchant for grandiose speeches, and his eccentric son, Lil’ Baby Shitz (Flavor Flav), a hype-man turned visionary entrepreneur who brings his signature flair to everything he touches—including the family business.
Their company, AbsorbX Industries, has revolutionized the market with their top-selling product, The Atlas Supreme, an adult diaper so advanced it’s marketed as “the final frontier of absorbency.” With sleek designs, unprecedented comfort, and a brand campaign that promises dignity and luxury, AbsorbX is on the verge of becoming a billion-dollar empire. That is, until the unthinkable happens. Reports begin to surface that The Atlas Supreme has a fatal flaw: under certain conditions, the diapers spontaneously combust, turning quiet moments of relief into explosive catastrophes. Faced with a massive class-action lawsuit and the possibility of losing everything, Big J and Lil’ Baby must race against time to fix the problem, clear their name, and save their company from total destruction.
As the lawsuits pile up, the father-son duo embarks on a wild, cross-country journey to confront the saboteurs behind the defect. Along the way, they enlist the help of an unexpected team of experts: Carrot Top, the prop-comedy genius with a knack for turning everyday objects into explosive devices; Glen Danzig, the brooding rock star with a secret passion for product design; and Michael Bublé, the smooth-talking crooner whose lullabies may hold the key to defusing the literal ticking time bombs in their garments. The stakes are high, the humor is off the charts, and the sexual tension is palpable as Big J and Lil’ Baby navigate a world of boardroom betrayals, steamy encounters, and a mysterious group of enemies who seem intent on wiping them out—both literally and figuratively. In a series of absurd, erotic, and hilariously explosive situations, the Shitz men must confront their deepest insecurities and rediscover the true meaning of father-son bonding. Can Big J’s commanding presence and Lil’ Baby’s street-smart wisdom keep them one step ahead of their enemies? Will the seductive allure of their competitors lead them astray, or can they resist the temptation of industry titans who are eager to see them fail?
With a soundtrack that features everything from Bublé’s smooth jazz to Danzig’s heavy metal, and a script peppered with Shatner’s dramatic pauses and Flavor Flav’s iconic “Yeah, boyee!” catchphrases, this is one thriller where the action never stops, the laughs are relentless, and the surprises keep coming—just like the next unpredictable explosion.