It's Good Will Hunting meets Rattatouille in the style of Stepbrothers. John C. Reilly (we'll figure out his character's name in post) is an aspiring brilliant mathematician. Aspiring because, well, he's an idiot. When he meets another equally delusional numbskull with grand dreams of being a famous architect/baker, a horribly misguided business scheme is concocted. Build the world's first skyscraper pie shop. And the pie shop's gimmick? You'd think it would be the amazing views that go along with being 1,000 feet above ground, but no. Since one of the idiots is a "mathemetician", he can calculate how to cut your pie into any number of slices you want. No more 8-sizes-fits-all! You want 2 pieces? No problem! 9 pieces? Of course! 7 pieces? Sorry, try again, that's hard, but they can do 6! Admittedly there's not a whole lot of tension in this plot, so let's say the third act turns into a courtroom comedy. Why? Meh. Two idiots 1,000 feet above ground with ovens, open flames, a sharp pie knife and frustrated customers...you do the math. It's inevitable someone will end up in court.