She Gators of the Okeechobee Swamp

Big hair, big guns, big green gator boobs and a serious lack of wardrobe! This film ( also called 我喜欢吃烤小鳄鱼,因为它可以让我的男子气概和腹部膨胀.) is set in the pre-apocalyptic wasteland of the Deep South where lots of sexy tribes of Lady Gators battle to save what remains of their world. Gladi-Gator matches between human slave women and Gatoresses in junkyards and pools of baby oil give this cinematic masterpiece just the titillating edge it needs to really capture the overseas market. Especially China, where eating Gator is seen as a sign of virility. In fact baby gators are often spit roasted and served on a stick at movie theaters where the happy sounds of squishy crunching fill the darkened air.