Godzilla xoxo King Kong

We are pitching this Nancy Meyers rom-com starring the Japanese superstar and the loveable New Yorker with a penchant for blondes. 

Godzilla stars as a single parent struggling to make ends meet as a diner server in a sometimes cruel world. King Kong is a UFC fighter on the rise who just wants to cuddle. Mothra stars as Hans the Dutch artist with a wooden leg. Ghidrah does not appear in this film due to licensing issues.

Can King Kong’s self-hatred be overcome by the love of a good reptile? 

Can the world accept love between a radioactive reptile and an overgrown ape? 

Can marriage between species ever work?

How many more ways can we bundle these two into a film and milk that sweet kaiju teat?