Octopus Rex

What’s got eight stumpy limbs, the intelligence of a toddler, and the body of a T-Rex? Dr. Mantilla’s abomination of course! Trying to harness the awesome towing capacity of a T-Rex and marry it with the ability to use simple tools, Dr. Mantilla creates Octopus Rex the world second scariest dino-hybrid behind only Tsunamisaurus Rex. Octopus Rex, or ORex for short, is created to assist the good Doctor. But when Dr. Mantilla suffers a heart attack will ORex… Shit. Did I just write Edward Scissorhands? Alright, let’s try that again…

What’s got eight tentacles, the intelligence of a Joe Rogan, and the body of a T-Rex? Dr. Mantilla’s monster of course! Trying to harness the awesome towing capacity of a T-Rex and marry it with the ability to use simple tools, Dr. Mantilla creates Octopus Rex the world second scariest dino-hybrid behind only Tsunamisaurus Rex. Octopus Rex, or ORex for short, is created to assist the good Doctor with world domination. But when ORex realizes he is capable of so much more he turns on his creator…Fuck. Did I just do it again? That’s kind of Frankenstein, right? Motherfucker. One more time…

What’s got eight appendages, the intelligence of a first grader, and the body of a T-Rex? Dr. Mantilla’s abomination of course! Trying to harness the awesome towing capacity of a T-Rex and marry it with the ability to breathe underwater, Dr. Mantilla creates Octopus Rex the world second scariest dino-hybrid behind only Tsunamisaurus Rex. Octopus Rex, or ORex for short, is created to assist the good Doctor with world domination and ORex is into it. Realizing that everyone expects them to go on a destructive rampage, ORex and the Doctor concoct a plan with more panache: by destroying the worlds communications platforms, first by severing the undersea fiber optic cable, and then destroying low orbit satellites, Dr. Mantilla and ORex can cripple the worlds economy. Have you ever wanted to see an Octopus/T-Rex hybrid with a jet pack taking down communications satellites? Us too. Let’s throw Tsunamisaurus in there as their nemesis for some reason because we’re not really sure how the third act plays out, but it definitely involves a spectacle.

Now, unless you’re going to tell me that’s the plot to those terrible Munions movies, I think this one is done.