Caesar Milan” The Dog Whisperer” takes on Kristi Noem the “Pointer Shooter” in this battle for the ages. The forces of good against the forces of evil. Hell let’s throw in J-Lo in a mech suit. Nothing makes sense any more. Godzilla and King Kong teaming up together? Why not? Noem as an evil crone living in a cave and eating babies to retain her youthful (debatable) looks? Of course. Because this is a MAGA style documentary film that has no guardrails like “the Truth” to hold it back. If you haven’t guessed by now that I despise Kristi Noem, well I don’t even know what to say. And yes this really isn’t a pitch, it’s more of a rant, but this isn’t arantaday.com so…
No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. Except for the puppy that Kristi Noem murdered.