Forrest Gump is back! The GCU is expanding into recently popular properties. The first of which is last summers smash, Barbie. Our story begins off the coast on Louisiana on Forrest’s Shrimp Boat. Caught in a raging storm that sinks his boat, Forrest wakes up on the shores of Barbie land with severe amnesia. All he can say is “shrimp.” The Ken’s on the beach immediately identify him as the sea god “SCUBA Joe.” As a tribute to their new god they bring him Barbie covered in, what else, shrimp. I guess that is Barbie on the Shrimp, if I’m being grammatically correct about it. But it sounds better the other way. Paul Hogan has signed on to play Forrest, Forrest Whittaker is playing Bubba, and Margo Kidder is Barbie.