When the world zigs, Mark Wahlberg zags. When it stopped being fashionable to beat up minorities, Marky Mark continued to trailblazer. When the world wanted him to stop acting, he thumbed his nose at the movie going public and continued to make “films” like Father Stu and The Family Plan. When Hollywood decided it was time for shows like Young Rock, Young Larry, and Young Sheldon to grow up, Mark countered with Young Wahlberg, the story of a budding hamburger mavin-to-be reaching his sexual peak shot through a rose-tinted lens and a thick schmear of Bostonian Vaseline.