Jason Statham, Mario Bosco, Jake and Logan Paul, Terry Bradshaw, and Pia Zadora round out this stellar cast. When one of their own is captured by fishman warriors and held for ransom in the Marianas Trench, it’s up to this ragtag bunch of d-listers to rescue her. Sargent Donkey, the leader (Jason Statham) has to gather the gang of friends and enemies to get the job done. Stinky Eye Joe the explosive expert, Stabu the knife knifer, Mary Kay the Avon lady and all the rest of these losers put together a dynamite training montage, like the Rocky 3 one, only underwater. You won’t be disappointed when it is over, let me tell you.