While brokering a truce between Krampus and the Grinch, both end up dead and Santa is framed for their murders. Now, Santa and his elves are trapped behind enemy lines. To make their way back to the North Pole in time for Christmas, they must cross through hostile territories and battle up-jumped cronies like Belsnickel and Zwarte Piet, Kwanzabot, Chanukah Harry, and Strega Nona. It’s an all out blood bath as Santa goes all Michael Douglas in Falling Down.
Stockings aren’t the only thing Santa’s trying to stuff this holiday season, as he fights his way back to Mrs. Claus and her sweet, sweet Christmas cookie. It’s The Warriors meets the Wacky Races in this pitch we’re desperately trying to get in front of the Hallmark Channel or Chik-fil-A Play executives.