Well…there’s a new administration moving in to the White House in January, and it’s ready to get right down to business. After being sworn in #47 heads to his “office”: the links at Mar-a-Lago, and is just starting on the back nine as the sky begins to darken. Right as our President is detailing the finer points of Arnold Palmer’s genitalia, stretching his arms skyward and using his 1-iron to really emphasize what a man’s man he was, a bolt of lightning strikes his club and drops him to the ground.
When he next opens his eyes he is seemingly standing in the clouds in front of an ornate gateway. A person approaches and introduces himself as St. Peter, and the president smugly declares that he is the first president to be invited to heaven, before commenting on how chintzy the place looks.
St. Peter informs the president that is exactly why he is there- to zazz the place up and bring order back to the fiery hellscape the great hereafter has become- to Make Eternity Great Again.
Come for the mashup of Evangelicals’ 2 favorite things: Jesus and Trump. Stay for the Apprentice-like third act where Gabriel and Uriel compete to see who can sell the most Trump Steaks in a pop-up food truck outside the throne room