Sure, adding AI to smart phones sounds like a great idea. Afterall, who doesn’t want a phone that can….um….do AI stuff. Not wanting to miss out on the coolest new tech, Steve rushed out and bought a brand new AI-powered phone (from whatever company wants the product placement the most). But when the phone’s AI leaked into the text app’s emojis, Steve found out he got more than he bargained for. Now Steve has to figure out how to save himself from 15 newly animated and sentient variants of the smiley face emoji, all endowed with super intelligence and a bloodthirst for murder. Will Steve have the last lol, or will he end up rolling on the floor dead? We’ll ask ChatGPT to let us know.