We already have insurance, DNA tests, and special foods for our most special friends, so why then don’t we have entertainment specifically geared towards them too? This Halloween, we’re fixing that like a vet with a freshly trapped stray. Cats, dogs, and monkeys star in three hypnotic retellings of classic horror stories. First up is an all kitten version of Cujo. Who let the dog out indeed.
Next up is a dog-centric version of Children of the Corn. That’s about stupid children, right? And dogs are very much like stupid children, so we’re thinking this is going to hew very close to the original performances.
Finally, we have the most chilling tale. A monkey-led reenactment of Glengarry Glen Ross. Is there anything more terrifying than the lies men tell just to survive? Probably, but when our monkey Alec Baldwin starts flinging shit at the Jack Lemmon monkey, you’ll be forgiven if it doesn’t come right to the top of your mind.