Ok, we’ll admit it. The title made us chuckle (not laugh, mind you- just a modest, reserved chuckle), but this seems to be a dead end. Now that digital ink has been put to digital paper though, there’s really no going back. We’ve made our bed, and now we have to sleep in it. Let’s say that this is a nostalgic cash grab about a fitness-obsessed alien who crash landed on Earth, and was appalled by the obesity epidemic he witnessed. Determined to make the world a better place by preaching the virtues of exercise and a healthy diet based on moderation, he MacGyvered a broadcast studio out of an old Speak N’Spell to become the world’s most popular fitness influencer. A run in with the FBI here, some hijinks with neighborhood kids there, and bam! Big emotional departure so he can help obese creatures on far off planets get healthy. This pic is primed for fast food tie-ins and filled to the brim with candy and soda product placement.