We know Goose Weak is done, but one more can’t hurt. In the spirit of Marvel’s “What If” series, we picture an alternate universe where our beloved antihero chose a different career path: professional baseball player. Part Air Bud, part Major League and part Four Brothers, we follow Asparagoose as he gets called up from the farm to the big leagues. Asparagoose puts together a MVP season, having his team within striking distance of winning the pennant. But things take an unexpected turn when our hero hits a deep foul ball that knocks out quick-tempered local gangster Joey Fowler. Convinced Asparagoose did it on purpose, Fowler seeks his revenge by going after those close to our feathered friend. But he gets more than he bargained for, when Asparagoose and his 3 half-brothers join forces to take him DOWN.