Climate change is a hoax! Hurricanes sweeping in from the Gulf one after the other, record high temperatures, wildfires, cold snaps in Texas- it’s all par for the course. But when scientists from around the globe present some new groundbreaking findings in an emergency climate summit two weeks before the election, the naysaying campaign needs to flip the script- fast!
And what better way to draw attention away from doom and gloom data that is still a decade or two off than a more imminent threat? The decision is made to hack into the International Space Station and sabotage its orbital systems, sending it on a collision course with the US of A to create fresh and immediate panic, 90s style.
With the I.S.S. due to land somewhere in the middle of the country instead of on a coastal blue state like planned the party and their candidate must cobble together a countermeasure. A new drill rocket is hastily assembled through the resources of Space X and the Boring Company and a team to helm it is put together - some of America’s finest- two farmers, a police officer, a cowboy, an angry retiree, a QAnon moderator, Billy Bob Thornton, and a token non-binary student who identifies as a furry. Destruction is looming and Bruce Willis is unable to help this time- how will it all end? Probably poorly, but at least it will be—fast!